©2009 Mike Competillo
(Buddy, Spike and Butch enter)
Buddy: Hi Spike, hi Butch. How was your summer vacation?
Spike: Good, and how about you Buddy Barrel?
Buddy: Good Spike. What about you, Butch?
Butch: Well, I guess most of the summer has been pretty good except a new family just moved into the neighborhood and I haven't been able to sleep very well.
Buddy: Hmmm. What seems to be the problem, Butch?
Butch: Well the mother just had a set of twin babies!
Spike: Oh boy! Probably screamin' and cryin' all through the night, huh?
Spike: Boy I hate that!
Buddy: Are they twin boys or twin girls?
Butch: One's a boy and one's a girl!
Spike: How do you know?
Butch: I've seen them carrying them in and out of the house. One is all in blue and the other is dressed in pink!
Spike: Hey Buddy, Why do people dress baby boys in blue and girls in pink?
Buddy: Well, I ...uh. Hmmm, I...
Spike: …Because they're too young to dress themselves! Ha ha....
Butch: (laughs too)
Buddy: That's a good one, Spike!
Spike: Hey Butch, now that the nights are getting cooler, maybe you'll be able to sleep better by closing your window at night.
Butch: Good idea!
Buddy: Remember boys and girls to bring in your buddy barrels next week to help the missionaries.
Butch: And close your windows when it's cool.
Spike: Or when it's noisy too!
Buddy: See you all next time!